I'm Mrs. Breezy

Chris Brown is one of the most talented, iconic, and troubled entertainers in the world. His hypnotizing dance moves and unique voice keeps us begging for more. Yet, he continues to have bad luck with women. We've all seen and heard the stories about his relationships with Rihanna, Karrueche, and most recently, his child's mother. This week, Chris ran into another female problem. A naked home invader.

If you haven't heard, when Chris Brown entered his home the other day, there was a naked woman on his bed. Apparently, she'd been living there waiting for him for two days straight. She got into his house without setting off any alarms. She was extremely comfortable in his home. She even found his spray paint cans and tagged his walls and cars with phrases like "I'm Mrs. Brown" and "I love you." Either she is plum crazy, or there is another side to the story.

In my opinion, I'm assuming, (I have no idea what really went down) I think she knew him. I believe she may have messed around with him 2 or 3 times. I believe she had been in the house before. I think she was a groupie (unbeknownst to herself) that got dissed and dismissed by Chris. I bet she had high hopes after leaving that club or restaurant with him. But once the good deed was done, she was just another Jane Doe that he'd hit and quit.

Famous men are much different than the average working man. When selecting women they have unconventional motives and selfish intentions. There is a code. They live a completely out of the ordinary lifestyle, that is dissimilar to what we consider normal. It's all a game. If you are unfamiliar with the rules you'll lose every time. Real, professional groupies educate themselves. They have support groups, they have mentors, and they are prepared mentally and physically to land the attention of the celebrity they want.  It seems like this girl had no idea what she was getting into once she decided to hang out with Chris. 

What I've learned is, these famous guys are pretty much numb to women. There are literally millions of women at their disposal at any given moment. They can pretty much have their pick of any woman they want, whenever, wherever they want her. When a famous guy "chooses" a female, it's usually just for a night of fun. Once she does what they want, she's toast. They may keep it touch for a few weeks, but usually she's just another faceless body. When innocent women get pulled into this "lucky" situation, they have no clue what to do or how to act. They are usually easily manipulated.

My gut tells me she was a naive college kid who got the attention of Chris, gave him sex, fell in love, got dumped, got dogged, and wanted to get revenge. Why else would she go into this mans house, stay there for two whole days, and damage his property? How did she sneak in so easily, without being seen or heard by neighbors or security? He's Chris Brown for goodness sakes!! These men keep underestimating the power of a woman scorned. Unless this chick is seriously mentally ill, I believe it was a crime of passion.

So, to all the men and women fantasizing about being chosen by your favorite celebrity, know the game. Odds are you won't get very far if you give in to whatever request they have. FYI, celebrities love the word 'NO.' Stop thinking that you're going to end up being "bae" after a one night stand. And for Pete's sake, if they block your number, block you on social media, and tell their security guards to watch out for you; don't break into of their house and get butt naked on their bed. 

You will end up in jail on a $50,000 bond. 


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